Bigfoot!

Beware of Bigfoot!

Temptation

I can resist anything but temptation.

Wedding rings

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.

Time sharing

Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business.

H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)

To Err is human!

To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.

We are, who we are!

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Backup

Real Men don't make backups. They upload it via ftp and let the world mirror it.

Linus Torvalds