Bigfoot!

Beware of Bigfoot!

Wedding rings

Wedding rings are the world's smallest handcuffs.

To Err is human!

To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.

We are, who we are!

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Backup

Real Men don't make backups. They upload it via ftp and let the world mirror it.

Linus Torvalds

Real Friend

A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.

Good Manners

There is no substitute for good manners, except, perhaps, fast reflexes.

Ends

Everything ends badly. Otherwise it wouldn't end.

Programming in C

If you want to program in C, program in C. It's a nice language. I use it occasionally... :-)

Larry Wall in <7577@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>