Time sharing

Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business.

H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)

To Err is human!

To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so.

We are, who we are!

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Backup

Real Men don't make backups. They upload it via ftp and let the world mirror it.

Linus Torvalds

House and plants!

Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are for people to live in. (2) Gardens are for plants to live in. (3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.

Sinners and saints!

I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Than cry with the saints, The sinners are much more fun!

Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young"

Real Friend

A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away. A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.